Daniel Italicizations Cheese (nicknamed Danny Cheezits) is our lead helicopter reporter who, because of our unfortunate lack of helicopters, stays in the backlines to snipe retarded people in voice chat with allegations of saying the N-Word. He is the lead camera man in our reports and leads our publicity with his 200 subscriber YouTube channel.
Br33zy Killa
Br33zy K1lla is the owner and CEO of hobo news across America; he owns a school in Colorado City and lives there, however due to a legal loophole still qualifies as homeless. He attempts to make enough through media to support his wife and two kids.
Skippy
Skippy is one of our lead on-the-ground reporters and is famous for his anti-racist activism on ctf_2fort. He is an expert at gaslighting autistic people into creating our strongest stories as well as ensuring a swear-free environment for everyone to enjoy.
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